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><channel><title>Simon Turner &#187; humor</title> <atom:link href="http://www.simonturner.com.au/tag/humor/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.simonturner.com.au</link> <description>&#34;I intend to live forever: so far, so good.&#34;</description> <lastBuildDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 08:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <item><title>Who Should Win the Parent of the Year Contest?</title><link>http://www.simonturner.com.au/who-should-win-the-parent-of-the-year-contest/</link> <comments>http://www.simonturner.com.au/who-should-win-the-parent-of-the-year-contest/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 09:35:39 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>simon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Entertaining]]></category> <category><![CDATA[LOL]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Tweet Log]]></category> <category><![CDATA[entertaining]]></category> <category><![CDATA[humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[parent of the year]]></category> <category><![CDATA[thechive.com]]></category><guid
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